You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You're an expert on worm beds.

Your family tree does not fork.

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.

On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You have a special baseball cap... for formal occasions.

You've ever used weed-eater indoors.