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Actual Instruction Labels...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
Warning keep
out of children.
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
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No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A
FROZEN DINNER:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
Fits one head.
ON TESCO''S
TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
Do not iron clothes on body.
ON
NYTOL (SLEEPING PILL):
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
For indoor or outdoor
use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
Warning:
contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH
CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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