Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama
so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother
said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough
to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly when
she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September,
people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo
mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mama so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
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