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Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security
number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a
picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she
knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama
so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.
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