Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo
mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to
shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo
mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on
the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale,
it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side
just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mama's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mama's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mama's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Your mom's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
Your mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Your mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mama so fat, she's on a light diet...as soon as it gets light out she starts eating.
Your mama so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, scientists have declared her butt to be the 10th planet.
Yo Mama's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.
Your mama's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.
Your mama's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.
